Sorry.

I have no new captions and I'm putting the interactive caption idea on hold until I have an idea for either one. I apologize to the fanbase I somehow established and promise a caption by the end of 2012, at the worst.

Then again, I've made promises I've had to back out on come the deadline. I feel like a bucket of ass now. But by the end of 2012 isn't an impossible deadline, is it?

I don't know. If and when I make a caption, you'll know (if you follow this blog or World of TG). Until then, I am sorry. :(

Update

It's been too long since I last updated this blog that I believe I saw several cobwebs upon signing into Blogger. I am still working on the interactive caption idea, with only two snags: Personal life gets in the way, as I'm sure most of you are familiar with, and my attention gets diverted into multiple other projects (e.g. videos, stories, comics, etc.) If I can bang out a caption between now and the end of next week, I will. It probably won't be the interactive caption I promised but something to hold you over until the main three-course meal comes out. I just hope that the customers don't leave violently pissed by then.

In short, I'll hopefully have a single cap out soon. Apologies for the wait, guys.

Food for thought: Anyone else but me draw some sort of parallel between this story and this work of TG fiction?
Not to say I'm implying anything, mind you. I just found similarities in both stories, somewhat.

By the way

I remember some time ago someone requesting a Star Wars-themed caption. I can't say I'll never do it because inspiration strikes me at the weirdest of times.....but it's not really one I can see myself doing in the very near future, simply because I'm not into Star Wars. Sure, I know the characters and stuff, but that's really where my knowledge ends.

Sorry to the person who requested it :(

Last Wish

I'm still working on the interactive caption thing I mentioned some 10 days ago. In the meantime, satiate yourself with a cap-return for AnneOniMouse. Enjoy. :)

(To Anne: Thanks for the cap :) )

Welcome Replacement?

In lieu of making all those captions I've said I would make, I got inspired by Smitty (blog found here) to make an interactive choose-your-own-fate caption. It'll take awhile but hopefully it'll be worth it.

So hold tight.

A deep intake of breath

Guest caption from AnneOniMouse. Thank you for the caption, dear :)

Hal Dark

A Perfect Dark-themed bodysuit caption, inspired by a dream I had.

And that makes bodysuit caption 1 of 14. Stay tuned for more!

Tallies

I put a poll up recently asking what the theme of the next caption should be. I can't say I was surprised by the results, but appreciative nonetheless. Of the 30 that voted,

• 14 voted for bodysuits
• 5 wanted magical trinkets and the like
• Another 5 wanted magical clothing
• 2 wanted Bikini Beach 
• 4 wanted either Symbiote-esque stories or a continuation of the series I have going on said subject and
• Nobody wanted Great Shift captions. I don't blame you-- there's two blogs dedicated almost entirely to the subject (that is, two more well-known blogs), not to mention that I suck at making them (I can't really get into them, mind you). 

Based on these results, I'll probably (and arbitrarily) put up 14 bodysuit captions, 5 magical trinket captions, 5 magical clothing captions, 4 continuations of the Symbiote series I have or something entirely different, and 2 Bikini Beach captions, all of which I hope will be up on this blog by the end of March, latest.

So keep a look out until then.

On a side note, what brain dead executive thought the show 'Work It' (ABC series that lasted 10 days before being pulled for being atrocious) was a good idea?

I Have Heard Your Pleas

About 11 of you voted on the poll I had not too long ago. Thanks for the feedback. :)

As for what it was you voted on...

The Design-- I've actually just changed that recently. If it's the color scheme you're not content with or something else entirely, just comment below and I'll try to please the eye because 3 of you voted on that.

The Captions-- Only one of you voted on this. If you don't like my captions, comment below on what it is exactly you don't like about them because I can't bend to invisible guidelines.

The Captions' Design-- I'm sorry about the captions' design to the one person that voted on this, but there's nothing I can do about it beyond add a few bells and whistles. I have MSPaint and money is scarce to buy something better. And I remember downloading GIMP but that's since been deleted. If and when I remember to download it again, I'll practice making captions on that and post adequate results.

Bitch Bitch Bitch- Two don't seem to like this segment of the blog. I don't mean to be rude....but that's too bad. I'm not taking it down. Sorry.

Caption Frequency-- Again, I'm sorry. Nothing I can do about that. I need to be motivated to do captions, alongside have an idea of what I want to make and make sure no one's hawking over me while I make them. I would have made a lot more than five captions the other day if not for this fact.

So there you have it. If there's any additional changes you think I should make, don't hesitate to comment below.


EDIT EDIT: One of you also voted on the other option I had:

Everything-- Here's a question...if you hate EVERYTHING about the site, why the fuck are you here?

Exclusives?!

Initially, the "No Pussy Tonight, Either" was going to be the only exclusive caption in my cavalcade of them today but because I can't upload any of them on Rachel's Haven without going through the ol' pain-in-the-ass procedure of renaming or recreating a file, they all became exclusive. Sorry.